There is just something so thrilling and juicy about getting it on in a public or a semi-public place. That feeling of doing something wrong, the fact that you might get caught at any time, the urgency with which you move because you just can’t wait. All of it just boils down to this passionate, messy encounter that leaves you in a daze. Also, a glow that is unmistakable to any passerby(or is it sweat?).
This urgency can sometimes lead to slightly sticky situations, so unless getting hauled by cops (naked!) is on top of your bucket list, be a little careful when you decide to go at each other. For your deviant side, here are some still some relatively safe public places you can get your freak on.
I do understand this is a little too idealistic. But if you are an exhibitionist, this is the best of both worlds. You get to enjoy an audience, the voyeurs get to enjoy a show, and both of you together don’t have to worry about the cops. The best part about places like this? There is no judgment. You can sleep with whoever you want and not worry about the consequences in the morning. You never know; if you decide to go down to a sex club, you might even manage to get yourself and your partner a threesome buddy. See, two fantasies in one. Who wouldn’t like that?
Night Club Bathroom
The epitome of not being able to wait any longer is a bathroom. Just the thrill of knowing that someone could just not wait any longer is enough to turn anyone (at least me ) in a puddle of mush. Unless you always go to a super classy club every time you go out, chances are you must have caught someone in the act.
For all the germophobes out there, trust me, the last thing that comes to your mind when you are in the heat of the moment is germs. The other issue you might think of is club etiquette, but then again, drunk people don’t really care all that much. Just lock the door and try not to make too much noise.
In An Abandoned Building
Let’s clarify, public sex is still a felony in most states, and if you aren’t careful, you might even get branded as a sex offender. But all things aside, can you imagine how great it would be to have sex in a public place without being caught.
If you want to do this, then there is an entire process you need to follow. First of all, choose a building that isn’t heavily patrolled by cops and also check for squatters. People who hang out in an abandoned building are seldom there for novel reasons. So, be careful. If you are successful, it will be a spooky but sexy incident etched in your memory.
Contrary to what people believe, the beach is not where you should head to have a great release; it is actually the woods. The beach has sand that can get into places where you don’t want it to go, and in the end, the only person with an infection will also be you.
The woods, on the other hand, are much cleaner to have sex. They don’t have that much sand for starters, there is no awkward fishy smell, and there is definitely no crabs walking around. The best part? No matter where you live, chances are you have a secluded woodsy area around.
The most common place aside from the bed to get it on is the car. You can watch practically any show; chances are there will be some character having sex in the car. Baring how common it is, there are multiple obstacles one has to face when it comes to having sex in a car. There is the position issue; however, there are some guides that will guide you through the process of making it as comfortable as possible.
If space is a big issue in your car, you will have to find abandoned parking. If you or your partner are skilled enough, this thing could be one of the most enjoyable things you have ever done. Though I would like to warn you if you get caught, you will be judged. And not in a good way.
A Music Festival
There are just some situations where you just can’t go wrong with sex, and a music festival is one of the leading ones. If you ask any exhibitionist where can you have the best public sex, they will immediately inform you about music festivals. Just imagine the logistics, who is going to report you for fornicating when an EDM guy is dropping the bass. Not the guy dropping acid for sure. Also, just as a PSA, Burning Man has an orgy tent.
The point, however, in the end, is that you should enjoy the act above all else. So people indulge in safe sex and get your freak on.